10) We have insurance...Homeowner's Insurance, Car Insurance, insurance on our Beta-max,...
9) We've had a multitude of different careers over the past year. Loads of experience doin' all sorts of things!
8) We keep our Camel non-filters rolled in our sleeve, just like Fonzie.
7) We're quick! Three - four inspections in a day. Even five. The faster the better. That’s our motto.
6) We charge a lot less, much like Dollar Mart. (Quality and experience are over-rated anyhow)
5) We took the Sally Struthers course for Home Inspections. (Ya know, it really didn't take us that long, either.)
4) Did I mention we're cheap? Makes up for our lack of training and experience.
3) Professional affiliations, Continuing Education...Who needs 'em! We'd rather make things up on the fly
2) We use these neat handwritten checklist reports, which kinda read like Hieroglyphics. Plus, one size fits all.
And ......the number one reason for using the Cheap Guys...............
1) We guarantee our work...at least until the check clears. (Who knows, may next year we'll try roofin')
A message from Tom Sherman, president of Absolute Home Inspection, Inc.;
“Hi folks. A home is usually the most expensive item you will purchase in your lifetime. Those couple of dollars you may be trying to save by hiring inexperienced "cheap guys" can come back to haunt you to the tune of thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars. Even worse, missed safety-related items can come back in ways we don't even want to think about. We see it happen all too often. Do yourself a favor, my friends. Hire for experience, professionalism and knowledge, and you'll be happier with the results, and much better off down the road. You have our word!”